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fuckyeahszohr:

Still from Love Bites.

For a second I was all excited because I thought maybe it was going to be a charming romance and look at how pretty Jessica Szohr’s smile is I totally want to watch her do charming romance. But apparently it’s a sexy werewolf horror comedy? Like:

“Love Bite” takes place in the dead-end town of Rainmouth, where the local young folk believe a series of gruesome murders is the work of a werewolf feeding on virgin flesh. Suddenly, the only way to stay safe is to get laid… or is it?

oh. um. I mean listen obviously nobody appreciates a plot summary that ends with “or is it?” more than I do, but um. No I don’t think this is what I want.