I just saw a trailer for The Expendables 2 and I want to share that all I can think about when I see Sylvester Stallone is that bit in Janice Dickinson’s book where she talked about how after her and Sly broke up he sent a guy over to her house to take back all of the stuff he’d given her like jewelry and whatever but also A BAGEL TOASTER AND CASES OF DIET COKE. And she was like um don’t you think Sylvester Stallone could afford a new toaster and new cases of diet coke. But the guy took them anyway.
So every time I see him now that’s what I think.
